February 2012
Strutting with your friends. →
Expectations:
Reality:
ugh the worst feeling ever is when you have your period and you have to sneeze or you have been sitting down for a while and have to get up
How I react whenever I get a compliment:
Simon says jump.
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
"YOUR PASSWORD IS TOO WEAK."
Please pray for these girls' keyboards who both...
Making Sex Noises When Your Friends Are Calling...
When celebrities buy 321649821375926 dollar...
when you accidently tell your mom to shutup
”WHAT HAVE I DONE?!”
When you're procrastinating your homework
And everything is better than actually doing it, so you’re just sitting there like
The face you make while singing your favorite part...
That stare your mom gives you when you do...
